Office workers with multi-line phones on their desks always have five or so calls on hold.
Karaoke books are always really small and nobody ever has to wait to sing.
People bowling for the first time wear matching shirts with their friends.
Nobody can ever read an important letter; they're just too nervous.
Students always get to sit by their friends in class.
A very troubled class in a school in the ghetto achieves great success with the guidance of a new teacher who is not from the ghetto.