I pushed it aside as I sat and he scoffed.
Him: If something's in your way, you can just say so, you don't have to go touching people's things.
(Now, if I'd wanted to talk to him or anyone else, I would have. But, no.)
Him: I mean, I don't know where your hands have been.
Me: Well, I could tell you some stories.
Him: Oh ho! Hmmm?
Me: Nothing shocking lately, really.
Him: C'mon, what's her name?
Me: Her? Never a her.
Me: I haven't touched one since my mom on the way out.