christopher575 (christopher575) wrote,
christopher575
christopher575

Morning text messages





gower_power : cell phone game title: Cock-A-Doodle. what?
christopher575 : Yankee doodle dildo
gower_power : oh fuck. EVERYONE is staring at me while I laugh. except your mohawk twin with glasses. he's just smiling along.
christopher575 : Yankee doodle lube it up, yankee doodle dildo, smile as I slam it in and grind it like a mill, bro
gower_power : wow. that is something else, pal. Is that a show tune that the short guy sings on tuesdays?
christopher575 : That's why he wears the kilt. Easy access.
gower_power : easy ass-cess
christopher575 : May lead to a cheesey abcess
gower_power : nasty!
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