- 09:03:00: They need to invent a beard trimmer that works in the shower. Because that's always when I remember I need a trim.
- 12:59:35: Just saw six people lined up at the scary Coke machine outside Broadway Locksmith. Hot weather makes people desperate.
- 13:35:47: I don't like watching people eat when they have tons of lipstick on.
- 17:33:35: Just now caught about a minute of Tom Cruise's movie Cocktail. Can't believe I've never seen it. Like as a midnight movie or on MST3K.
- 18:32:06: Rob Corddry needs to go ahead and make a sex tape already.
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