christopher575 (christopher575) wrote,

Inappropriate use of technology

Yesterday I went to the restroom, and there was a guy at a urinal wearing a big headset. I thought, oh geez, he's on a conference call. Just as I thought that, I heard a Windows alert, which surely came from the moderator's PC.

Then I thought, wow, I hope his mic is muted. And just as I thought that, he let out the biggest, loudest fart I've heard in public in over a year.

And then! Then he went into a stall. He was done peeing, and he went to a stall. I think this dude sharted while on a conference call. That's just not cool.

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