08:44:57 : *sob* (pause) http://nyti.ms/g3clC5 09:15:04 : RT @alexjon: 'I Wrote & Sold The Kwanzaa Cake Recipe To Sandra Lee' ... 'F*ck Me' http://huff.to/dUXzlt via @huffingtonpost 10:39:10 : Cell phones should act more like answering machines so we can go back to the "If you're there, pick up" thing. 11:43:04 : Just found out they have piggy banks in France. Not sure why I found that noteworthy. 14:29:27 : They should do a jokes version of Jeopardy. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com