- 10:53:33: Yes, I'm that guy who just used Google Calendar to remember to put the clothes in the dryer.
- 11:59:09: I AM CORNHOLIO
- 13:59:28: Scream 4 tralier! http://youtu.be/ZTID_e9Pxdc
- 14:01:46: Fine, computer, I'll restart you. Bitch.
- 17:31:41: It seems like nobody ever noticed how creepy "Funky Cold Medina" is.
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