- 16:51:33: So sick of assholes who play chicken with buses. Just bashed my shin for the second time in two days when the driver had to slam the brakes.
- 16:54:40: When I got out the back door, the driver actually waited until I passed the front door, opened it, and made sure I was ok! :)
- 19:10:51: How did I live so long without ever having spaghetti squash? What an amazing food.
- 20:43:29: "How do I keep things interesting in the bedroom? I keep interesting things in the bedroom!"
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