- 12:17:34: Later today I'm going to take a bunch of money out of an ATM and put it right back in, to a different account. How grown-up!
- 14:23:18: Gilbert Gottfried was the first to shock and offend with a 9/11 joke. Not sure why Aflac thought he was a "safe" choice in the first place.
- 20:35:50: Why is Donald Trump getting a free pass since he came out against marriage equality? Are his rich, gay-friendly friends afraid of him?
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