christopher575 (christopher575) wrote,

From Twitter 03-19-2011

  • 08:49:37: RT @bloiffy: I made my mother spend $2000 to turn me into a pop star but everyone is just making fun of me :( #middleclasswhitegirlproblems
  • 09:00:44: RT @OPRAHHATPARTY: France is shaped like a hexagon
  • 09:40:13: Does your mp3 player have a name? Mine is called BonQuiQui.
  • 09:44:40: RT @tlrd: Victoria Jackson Calls Glee Gay Kiss 'Sickening'
  • 10:14:07: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker, smells like Doritos.
  • 11:56:46: I wish there was a machine that would read my mind and make a list of episodes I haven't seen of Seinfeld, Friends, and Will and Grace.
  • 12:00:07: If I had a time machine I'd go buy a bunch of stuff from the generic aisle at a grocery store and decorate my home with it.
  • 15:34:35: I thought we were living in the future and everything was so cool but then I realized Kidd Video isn't on Netlfix or Hulu Plus.
  • 18:26:35: I just iced @knitpurl

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