- 08:18:42: So excited for Kate and William, they can finally have sex!
- 08:23:28: RT @deviatar: BBC takes a break from Royal Wedding coverage to report Bradley Manning's been cleared to leave isolation - http://bbc.in/l6jLZA ...
- 09:01:04: "British hair is the new British teeth."
- 13:21:58: All I can see when I hear Sarah McLachlan songs now is neglected animals.
- 18:47:07: "My favorite pizza is 'John's Favorite'" - Papa John #noshit
- 18:58:46: Current nice thing: frozen grapes instead of ice cubes in a glass of water.
- 19:03:54: Things that do not belong on porn sets: animals, quilts, necklaces
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