- 06:54:09: Something amazingly awful made its way into my granola. Tastes like burnt aspirin. Think I'm gonna throw the bag out. Eyes are watering.
- 07:53:22: People who have their little hallway meetings by the bathroom door are weird.
- 07:59:21: Dance like nobody is watching, even if you're next to Michelle Obama and she's way better. http://youtu.be/9Pw8kKSqVIg
- 10:53:14: It's fine if you're all germphobic, but you're a tool if you KICK the door open instead of, say, pushing with your shoulder.
- 14:01:15: There's this misconception that all gifs are animated.
- 15:47:46: Just saw a double decker Community Transit bus to Mukilteo and suddenly want to go there. Novel transit is a powerful thing.
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