October 12th, 2009

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Movie cliches

Vehicles in perfect working order never start on the first try when the driver is running from someone.

Old people play chess in or alongside the park.

Single mom moves the family across the country and bullies are mean to the kids; dad moves the intact family across the country and monsters/demons/murderers are mean to the whole family.

Hospitals are very empty so people can be murdered in them, or very full if there's an emergency.

Nobody ordering beer or wine ever cares what brand or type it is.

Teachers never grade papers during their prep period, they stay up late doing it in bed.