November 11th, 2009

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Twitter Litter

  • 08:43 OH MY GOD YOU CAN MOVE THINGS AROUND IN THE TASKBAR IN WINDOWS 7 I HAVE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS THANK YOU MICROSOFT OH MY GODDDDDDD #
  • 10:05 Gays aren't welcome at the Vatican. bit.ly/1YQTGx (If you're a pedo they'll give you a job, though) #
  • 11:02 Check out Lip Locked for the next hour at di.fm/electro Can't wait to see @annakiss in PDX on 11/28! #
  • 13:08 This has been stuck in my head my whole life. Not sure if actually seeing it again will help or hurt. bit.ly/3UrIqY #
  • 13:49 This site is funny and I'm very guilty. There are probably a hundred photos of me doing this on flickr. antiduckface.com/ #
  • 23:02 Yay, haven't seen a new one of these in a while! bit.ly/4rQJtA #
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If I were king

It would be illegal for singers to use Auto-tune. The only legal use would be making music out of recordings of people talking. Crabcore violators would get life in prison. Work prison. They'd break rocks with their mighty crab claws.

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Movie Cliches

Person takes shower with the curtain open about a foot, allowing the camera and other people to see in.

Person with amnesia interacts with the person who did the bad thing that caused the amnesia and has no idea they are still in danger.

Someone is spotted across the street, is gone after a truck goes by.

Nobody ever sets their phone to silent or vibrate to avoid getting caught receiving calls they should not be receiving, or to avoid having their hiding place compromised.

Web sites for even the smallest of newspapers have a completely searchable archive with results that often look like microfiche.