December 8th, 2009

RAWR

Don't be an asshole

I don't understand why I still see people driving around every day talking on their handsets in their cars. If you can afford a car and insurance and gas and a phone and a plan every damn month, you certainly should have no problem spending $15, one time, on a headset. Seriously. Just fucking buy it already.

But that's not why I'm posting. With Christmas coming up I want to ask everyone not to buy a tree unless you plan to dispose of it properly. Every year people ditch their trees all around my neighborhood like so many dirty diapers in a Wal*Mart parking lot. Fuck that shit! You know before you buy it that you'll eventually have to get rid of it! If you leave your tree laying around on a sidewalk somewhere, I hope you end up in a woodchipper!

Not that posting here really helps, because I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir. Right? Yes.

Spread the word, though.