- 07:31:12: I'm so sick of the "stop the Brown" bailout ads that I will now always choose UPS over FedEx. Nice job, guys.
- 07:32:46: Obviously FedEx isn't hurting if they can afford to run ads all day every day on every website everywhere.
- 09:06:17: I have no use for phone books but would love 2-4 of them to use as monitor stands right about now.
- 12:45:52: People need to quit being so desperate for followers, likes, and ratings on YouTube. It's really unbecoming.
- 15:40:49: "We're talking Lord God King Bufu."
- 16:01:54: No crazy people on my final bus today. The driver is making up for it by driving like a maniac.
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