May 30th, 2011

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Twitter Litter

  • 07:47 Nothing makes you sound stupider than using a word you just learned too much. So, quit saying "swagger". #
  • 08:39 That new cereal with three kinds of raisins doesn't have golden raisins. Raisism! #
  • 09:46 Green is the superior Tabasco, but so many places just have red. #
  • 15:15 Helena Handbasket #baddragnames #
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