July 8th, 2011

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  • 07:20 It sounds like there are crows pretending to be geese outside. #
  • 10:30 Let's quit saying "homophobia" in those instances where "bigotry" is much more appropriate. #
  • 10:34 My new band is called Michele Bachmann's Strap-on. #
  • 13:59 Just put six heads of garlic in the oven. Frozen roasted garlic is very nice to have around. #
  • 14:30 Silicone is great, but dust and crumbs stick too easily. I'm talking about kitchen tools, you pervs. #
  • 15:55 I can't believe it took until season 4, episode 10 of Ugly Betty before someone told her she should blog. #
  • 16:00 For @scearley bit.ly/qOy9MH (warning, sometimes site banners are NSFW) #
  • 18:02 I want Scott Bakula to play Dracula at least once. #
  • 18:04 I have a duck. #replaceawordinafamousquoteiwthduck #
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