August 4th, 2011

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Twitter Litter

  • 06:45 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a link to the story saying Apple has more cash than the government, I'd have more cash than Apple #
  • 07:05 That thing where you see that someone you know is traveling somewhere you know people but the traveler is too embarrassing to introduce. #
  • 07:47 I was at this show and am so glad it was recorded. Excellent set by @annakiss. bit.ly/i8hPIE #
  • 11:29 Eating polenta with chopsticks #madskillz #
  • 14:00 Anyone else remember anon.penet.fi? #
  • 15:59 Just noticed there's no expiration date on boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Quite the ego, girls. #
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Movie Cliches

Creepy old person either warns people to stay away from somewhere or startles them at a gas station.

Two people with very different personalities switch bodies, which solves all their interpersonal problems by helping them understand each other.

Teenagers break into a forbidden place in order to throw a party.

Man loses his job, which means he comes home early, only to find his wife or girlfriend cheating on him.