September 3rd, 2011

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  • 12:21 Lady with a rat tail/mullet tucking hair that doesn't exist behind her ears. #
  • 14:38 "Anybody out there, I'd rather have a bouquet of fresh mint than fresh flowers." Claire Robinson (and me) #
  • 14:45 Idea for a new law: ALL shows and movies must show bloopers during the credits. #
  • 15:26 I wish I had a magic wand that, when used, made the Words with Friends "just played a move" sound. #
  • 16:30 It's always awkward when a cooking show host has a friend in the kitchen. #
  • 20:01 Couple behind us on the bus earlier were so excited about all the sex they were going to be able to have when they got to Australia. Huh. #
  • 20:03 Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell #rejecteddoritosflavors #
  • 20:04 Still waiting to hear one of Kathy Griffin's dick jokes she's always referring to. #
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