September 19th, 2011

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  • 07:32 There should be an ugly back hair contest where the prize is an awesome full-back tattoo. #
  • 07:42 Sucks when someone's cool and very active on Twitter but you can't follow them because they always answer people in RT form instead of reply #
  • 09:03 For @badrobot68 t.co/ZZlkB2IZ #
  • 10:09 oh no you di'int t.co/uTe4uaHq @duckumu: bagels: the world's least interesting food #
  • 11:43 If the real world was like sci-fi there would be caves every square mile or so. #
  • 11:47 I Know Who Killed Me needs to be on Netflix instant. #
  • 11:48 Turns out Netflix doesn't have a single streaming Lindsay Lohan title. That's unfortunate. #
  • 17:08 I wondered what happened to Richard Heene's balloon. Jane Lynch is wearing it tonight. #emmys #
  • 17:12 An awesome montage of all the shows whose new seasons we are waiting for. Great. #emmys #
  • 17:15 Julie Bonychest #emmys #
  • 17:16 I hope she's wearing a nipple shield just in case. #emmys #
  • 17:17 Albino strawberry dress. Honey, no. #emmys #
  • 17:19 I've never watched Modern Family. Is it a show about bike crashes? #emmys #
  • 17:21 This "my dad was a homophobe" speech is really touching. #emmys #
  • 17:25 There should be a Road Rules style season of Project Runway where the Marshall's truck steps in for the Piperlime accessory wall. #
  • 17:26 Jane Lynch's dress makes me hungry for Jiffy Pop. #emmys #
  • 17:27 I wonder if it would take a silver bullet to kill Ricky Gervais. #emmys #teefs #arooooo #
  • 17:28 It's the Modern Family Awards. #emmys #guessishouldfinallywatch #
  • 17:30 It must be really windy backstage. #emmys #
  • 17:32 No it's toilet paper. She's a decorative cozy. A big one. RT @knitpurl: I bet Zooey Deschanel is hiding Ben Gibbard under her dress. #emmy #
  • 17:35 Between Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, I'd say they should call it a tie. #emmys #
  • 17:37 Re: Immortals, I think it's possible for a movie to be waaaaay too stylized. #
  • 17:40 Charlie Sheen? Awkward. #emmys #
  • 17:42 Matt LeBlanc Silver Daddy Conversion: 80% complete #emmys #
  • 17:43 Big Bang dude's got the bangingest tux so far. #emmys #
  • 17:44 People forget Rob Lowe invented the sex tape. #emmys #
  • 17:45 OH AMY YESSSSS #emmys #
  • 17:46 It's the new Spice Girls! #emmys #
  • 17:47 Oh hay Kate Winslet is there in case there's a fire. #emmys #
  • 17:47 I miss Gilmore Girls now more than ever. #emmys #
  • 17:48 Easy on the roses girlfriend! #emmys #
  • 17:49 Would like to see Jane Lynch and David Spade on stage together to finally prove they're not the same person. #emmys #
  • 17:51 I just asked my cat Fred if he wants a Twitter account so he can livetweet the #emmys. He ignored me. #jerk #
  • 17:56 Good thing Cee-Lo found a job before the expectation of a second hit song caught up with him. #emmys #
  • 17:58 Toddlers and Tiaras and Teen Mom have no business being included here. #emmys #
  • 18:01 Serious bullshit! You should win. RT @RuPaulsDragRace: We were left out of the #Emmy montage. Oh well, we're still fierce honey! #
  • 18:06 Ok guys, cut it out with the tickle fight. #emmys #
  • 18:08 Jennie-O's hitting the road hoping people forget the recent turkey recall. #emmys #
  • 18:13 hahahahaaaa what the fuuuuck #emmys #
  • 18:15 Someone get William H. Macy a nice scrunchie. #emmys #
  • 18:15 Michael Bolton should grow his hair long again. #emmys #
  • 18:19 ILU Jimmy Fallon #emmys #
  • 18:23 I was wondering if Evangeline Lily would act again. Didn't think it would be in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots movie. #
  • 18:58 Took a little dinner break. All I have to say is, Bryan Cranston with hair and a tux works very well for me. #emmys #
  • 19:08 Are they ever going to release An American Family on DVD? #
  • 19:10 so great RT @alexjon: "You know, a lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage." #emmys #
  • 19:10 "grandiloquent" #emmys #
  • 19:18 I didn't know they made blue raspberry fruit roll-ups. #emmys #
  • 19:19 If anyone wins anything for The Kennedys, I'll eat a flip-flop. #
  • 19:20 Dammit! #emmys (can't believe it, so bad, ugh) 'RT @christopher575: If anyone wins anything for The Kennedys, I'll eat a flip-flop. #
  • 19:30 The best part about the #emmys has been the complete absence of commercials for Truvia. #
  • 19:32 Geez how many shows is Damon Wayans Jr gonna be on this year? #
  • 19:36 Guy Pearce's accent is still strong but Anna Torv's isn't. Weird. #emmys #
  • 19:38 It's weird to see Claire Danes talk without a cutaway to Temple Grandin. #emmys #
  • 19:42 I wonder if Don Cheadle knows about Sniglets. There was one that's very close to his name. #NNTN #
  • 19:56 Kinda surprised there's not an #emmy category for Best Vampire Show. #