September 15th, 2012


Last night at the bar

Me: I need some flip-flops for our mani-pedi tomorrow. I'm going to check Walgreens, where else would you look on the hill?

Travis (bartender): Maybe Urban Outfitters, you could probably find some $12 hipster flip-flops.

Me: Hip-flops? Would they have, like, mustaches all over them?

Travis: Instagram flip-flops that take a photo with every step.