September 15th, 2012
Last night at the bar
Me: I need some flip-flops for our mani-pedi tomorrow. I'm going to check Walgreens, where else would you look on the hill?
Travis (bartender): Maybe Urban Outfitters, you could probably find some $12 hipster flip-flops.
Me: Hip-flops? Would they have, like, mustaches all over them?
Travis: Instagram flip-flops that take a photo with every step.
Travis (bartender): Maybe Urban Outfitters, you could probably find some $12 hipster flip-flops.
Me: Hip-flops? Would they have, like, mustaches all over them?
Travis: Instagram flip-flops that take a photo with every step.
Social media manager FAIL
Sidewalk closed, use other side (also closed)
Fuck you guys, seriously.
The master at work
Garrett got Aquaman nails
He can summon dolphins.
