- 06:52 I don't like the noise tea kettles make. I want one that sings "Let's Go to the Mall" by Robin Sparkles instead. #
- 07:39 RT @punchlinemag: WBC donates $44K to gay mens org thanks to @LisaLampanelli tinyurl.com/4xpz3kw #
- 08:32 My holy text says that women must wear hats and men must wear wooden shoes. Why isn't that a law? #
- 08:46 "That cutout seems oddly placed and the multiple bows imply multiple sets of boobs." #QOTD bit.ly/j3KIlq #
- 09:07 Is there a Rapture checkin on Foursquare? #
- 09:20 I'm having a hard time reconciling my smug faith that there wouldn't be a rapture with my disappointment that it didn't happen. #
- 09:29 Turn that frown upside-down. RapCHEER! #
- 09:32 Now that the rapture isn't happening, I have to fold laundry. This SUCKS. #
- 09:53 I love that this is the first Google Image Search result for "butch queen first time in drags at a ball" bit.ly/iqCGEW #
- 10:01 Carrot Top needs to rock a Ponyhawk. #
- 10:27 I love when someone hasn't tweeted in a while and you totally know it's because they are gettin' some. #
- 12:39 Sean Combs wants to be called Swag now. Too bad. He will henceforth be known as PooDiddle. #
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Yesterday I followed the Lifetime Unauthorized Melrose Place Story with the Lifetime Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 story, not realizing yesterday…
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