- 05:59 Maybe everyone should turn autocorrect off. #
- 07:35 My nominations for most overused soundtrack songs: "I'll Take You There", "I Can See Clearly Now" #
- 09:32 So many May birthdays. Why y'all gettin' so busy in August gurfreh? #
- 13:24 I just now saw Toronto on a map for the first time. I'm almost 37. #
- 13:49 Anyone know Michael Stipe? I have a dumb question for him. #
- 19:55 I wish Star Trek TNG would have had the whole "we want to show everyone in their underwear" thing Enterprise has. #
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