christopher575 (christopher575) wrote,

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  • 11:56 Forks are good for stirring and mixing things. Think of them as tiny whisks. #
  • 14:52 Post a work term that only your coworkers could possibly understand. "I wish the agency would de-CHIRMS these." #
  • 15:09 Mama Mia! That's a-spicy cocaine-a! #
  • 15:22 I like listening to electro while I work, but sometimes the music sounds like computer error sounds and I get startled. #
  • 15:26 Oh it'd be cool if I'd quit typing today's date as "0619" instead of "0916". #
  • 16:43 Nope. Just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. #
  • 17:06 Sexy Phlebotomist #badhalloweencostumes #
  • 17:30 Thought the little banner ad for a Dinosaur Jr show was for some Wayne's World thing. #
  • 18:34 A dentist office is moving in next door. Hope we can't hear the drills. #
  • 20:30 "What kind of beard trimmer do you use?" #badbearpickuplines #noreallysomeonejustsaidit #
  • 20:35 Someone is smoking on the patio and I wanna tattle but they could just drop it over the side if confronted #jerks #
  • 20:41 Pigeon Spikes would be a good band name. #
  • 20:53 I miss video bars. #
  • 23:35 Tonight's the first night I felt comfortable dancing since the day I hurt my ankle. Needed it. #
  • 23:37 Note to self: pzl to find "hotstepper" mahsups thx #turnaround #
  • 23:39 Protip: flattery beats guilt trips #
  • 00:03 I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. #
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