Anyway, she wrote a thank-you note on that paper and had it sent back out to me. I don't really remember what it said, but I'll never forget that she abbreviated her own name as "PAULA POUNDST." when she signed it, which I thought was hilarious.
Either this morning or yesterday, I had a dream that I was wondering if she actually ever wore those, and then I turned on the TV and spotted her wearing them on a one-hour comedy special she had done that I somehow never knew about. I could tell it was old, and was wondering if she had them even still. Then I turned the channel and saw that she was wearing them while playing Sarah Palin.
I might have forgotten this whole dream, if not for the fact that I just now saw this picture of Crispin Glover on tumblr, in which he looks just like Paula Poundst.